Because I’m a tride-and-true “Scene Unseen” reporter, I walked down to the local pharmacy yesterday and purchased TWO NEW candy items from the Mars company, both linked to the upcoming cinematic masterpiece, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Here are my reviews:
“M&M’s Strawberried Peanut Butter” - Horrible. Disgusting. Moments after popping a few of these shelled atrocities, I thought about ending it all. I felt ashamed and betrayed. “Strawberried Peanut Butter?!” What’s wrong with “Strawberried Chocolate?”
And this is coming from a guy who puts peanut butter on anything that moves! Avoid this sugar splurge at all costs. For my Pulitzer Prize-winning review of the “Snickers Nougabot Bar,” kindly follow the jump below…
“Snickers Nougabot Bar” – Believe it or not, this Bumble Bee inspired concoction ain’t half bad. With its addition of yellow nougat and dark caramel, I’d suggest forking over .85 cents next time you’re in the super market impulse line. Hell, this Nougabot Bar might even be more satisfying than the robotic explosion orgy hurtling toward us June 24th.
How much you wanna bet Megan Fox inhales these while coming up with her next insane blurb to mutter on the red carpet?
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I actually had the Snickers a couple of weeks ago and it was pretty good. The M&M’s sound really nasty though.
I’ve heard nothing but horrible things about the PB&J M&M’s. What in the world made them thing those would be a good idea to produce?
I actually really liked the M & M’s. I’m an M&M apologist though, they can do no wrong to me.
Don’t try the Cherry M & M’s, they are totally disgusting.
I felt violated by those M&M’s…retchid.
I tried both, I liked the Snickers but the M&M’s were un-edible. Am I the only one excited to see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen?
Most likely
Would have been nice if the movies had turned out better. I loved Transformers when I was little. And GI Joe (I always wanted to be Scarlett!), but it sounds like that will be a disappointment too.
There should be a law against stomping all over childhood memories
Nougabot? Who’s the ad wizard that came up with that one?
They should call them “Energon Bars” and say they’re packed with caramel, nuts and bolts. Grab one, transform and roll out!
Should I stop now? I’ll stop.
But it’s so much fun to say Nougabot!
It is SO RUDE to have a site that starts playing loud music without a button to turn it off. An obvious button at the top.