That’s right folks, America’s favorite inebriated cinema guru is back with another batch of movie reviews. Please allow me to present the next eight episodes of SURB ON FILM, thus completing season one.

For those who got the joke the first time around, please enjoy Surb pontificating about Netflix, Citizen Kane, baseball, and of course, vampires. For those who didn’t dig the first series, this one ain’t for you either.

If you’re a part of the former group, be sure to watch the epic Dances With Wolves episode…it’s a stunning achievement in storytelling, personal reflection, and sociology.  For the new episodes, and the entire collection so far, check out Surb’s YouTube channel.

In the clip below, Surb answers the question, “What’s the best golf movie ever?” After the jump, Surb discusses Major League, The Natural, and vampire movies.  Relish every second…it could possibly change your life.

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More often than not, my friend SURB hates movies.

As a devout movie fanatic, maker, and reviewer, I find this incredibly refreshing…and hilarious.  One day in Santa Cruz, I decided it would be a great idea to get Surb drunk and videotape him ranting about cinema.

So, with a cheap camcorder, a can of Tecate, and a glass of Jim Beam, we went to work.  In the first 12 episodes of “SURB ON FILM,” my main man reviews such classics as Commando, Casablanca, and Titanic.  He also shares his thoughts on “Hollywood,” “The Hottest Actress Around,” and “The All Time Chick Scoring Movie.”

I hope you find him as entertaining as I do.  After all, if Jimmy and I can be considered “critics,” why the hell not Surb?  If you think this is funny in any way, shape, or form…PLEASE email, blog, and spread the word to all your co-conspirators.  Let’s make Surb viral (and not in the STD sense of the word).

Check out the first dozen eps on his YouTube Channel here, his review of The Legend of Bagger Vance below, and TWO MORE reviews after the jump…

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