A little banjo might make this disaster (movie) a little more enjoyable.

More mashup delight after the jump…

Here’s a brilliant alternative marketing piece for The Men Who Stare At Goats.  I’m looking forward to seeing this film in the theaters.

This is pure awesomeness…or is it? I was a huge fan of Freddy Krueger in my youth and I can only hope that Michael Bay’s vision doesn’t F this one up. Bay’s remake plans include The Birds, The Tenant, Rosemary’s Baby…I might start crying if I continue.

I have faith in music video director Samuel Bayer, who’s done work for Green Day, Iron Maiden, Metallica, David Bowie, and many more. Jackie Earle Haley as Krueger is just great casting, but I don’t know how I feel about his look, or his voice. He sounds like The Waterboy meets Billy Bob’s character in Sling Blade.

Warner Bros. and New Line are currently planning to release A Nightmare on Elm Street April 16, 2010. For the Official Website click here.

I’ve seen the trailer for this film multiple times and it’s already giving me nightmares.  The film is written and directed by newbie Oren Peli and is being distributed by Paramount.  Release date: September 25th 2009

George Clooney, again! And this time he’s joined by Vera Fermiga, Jason Bateman, Zach Galifianakis, Anna Kendrick, and Danny McBride. The film is based on the 2001 novel of the same name written by Walter Kirn. Jason Reitman (also the films director) penned the script with Sheldon Turner.

Up In The Air begins its domestic run  on December 4th in limited theatres on November 13th, and opens wide November 25th.

I miss Clooney! I haven’t seen him since last year in Burn After Reading, which I really enjoyed. I’m getting a similar vibe from this trailer. Plus, you got Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey, and Ewan McGregor! What’s not to like about this film?

Alas, it has arrived! Unfortunately, I’m not impressed, but I’m still curious to see how the movie turns out…$500 G’s later. The environments look pretty cool. If a Smurf and Jar Jar Binks had a baby, THAT’S what it would look like.

Here’s  the trailer for Wes Anderson’s next film, Fantastic Mr. Fox, based on the novel by Roald Dahl.  Ready for this,  it stars the voice performances of Meryl Streep, George Clooney, Jason Schwartzman, Michael Gambon, Anjelica Huston, Adrian Brody, Willem Dafoe, Brian Cox, Owen Wilson, Roman Coppola, and even Wes Anderson himself.  Talking animals, I know, but this looks straight up classy.  You’re either IN, or your OUT.  Thoughts?

Classic Gilliam with a killer cast. Tideland really let me down and The Brothers Grimm was a bit of a disappointment, but I hear Parnassus is good, not great. Whatever that means. I am still excited for it.  What do ya’ll think?

The masters of dark comedy are back! A Serious Man is being distributed by Focus Features and is written and directed by the Coen Brothers. The film is currently set for an October 2, 2009 limited release.

Enough said. Watch the darn “exclusive” trailer!