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Reconsidering Megan Fox

Well, shit. It turns out I may have been wrong about Megan Fox.

Judging by this appearance on Letterman a few weeks back, she appears to be independent, intelligent, and most importantly of all, self-deprecating about her short career full of cinematic debacles.

I also find it very interesting that the three major crushes of her life are all talk show hosts. Hmmm…there’s a psychology thesis in there somewhere. I’ve decided I like her. She ain’t bad to look at either, as you may have noticed.

Thanks, Dave. You’re still the king of late night in my book.

By Chris on Jul 24th 2009
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Latest Comment: I'm conflicted about Ms. Fox. Good looks aside, every now and again she WILL say something that sounds competent, capable, ... from Clayton Shank

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Transformers from Mars

Because I’m a tride-and-true “Scene Unseen” reporter, I walked down to the local pharmacy yesterday and purchased TWO NEW candy items from the Mars company, both linked to the upcoming cinematic masterpiece, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Here are my reviews:

“M&M’s Strawberried Peanut Butter” - Horrible. Disgusting. Moments after popping a few of these shelled atrocities, I thought about ending it all. I felt ashamed and betrayed. “Strawberried Peanut Butter?!” What’s wrong with “Strawberried Chocolate?”

And this is coming from a guy who puts peanut butter on anything that moves! Avoid this sugar splurge at all costs. For my Pulitzer Prize-winning review of the “Snickers Nougabot Bar,” kindly follow the jump below…

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By Chris on Jun 16th 2009
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